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For the bear, his cub and
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Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence
Chatting with Sister Barbi
I asked Rich Tramontozzi of the Bears of San
Francisco to describe Sister Barbi -
"Tireless, hard-working, inspiring, and
fabulous! All the qualities of Mother
Theresa, Moses, and more - but much sexier
and no burning bush!"
Recently, I dragged poor Sister Barbi to the
docks for our little get together. For those
of you that know Sister Barbi - you might be
wondering "Sister Barbi working the docks,
what's so unusual about that?" Actually, we
met at the Ramp in Dogpatch - far, far away
from the Castro. So far, one might have to
renew their gay visa upon returning to the
Land of Oz.
Sister Barbi Mitzvah is the Board Chairnun,
Sexytary and Bingo Chairnun for the Sisters of
Perpetual Indulgence. She is in the main
motherhouse in San Francisco. The San
Francisco Order is the largest and oldest
Order in the world. Starting in 1979 with
just four nuns, 29 years later the Order has
risen over $1.0 million dollars for AIDS/HIV,
Breast Cancer, LGBT causes and our furry
friends - no not your husbear - the four
legged kind.
Currently there are numerous Orders around
the world with over 600 members. The Sisters
provide a "Voice for the Voiceless" while
continuing to educate our community on safer
sex practices and general harm reduction -
sex, drugs, alcohol.
Bless me Sister, for I have sinned!
Read the Interview
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Living in the Cave
Gay bear (GB) meets a really nice handsome
straight bear (SB) at work and because SB is
really nice (Physical and Personal), and
because a bear is a bear, GB falls in love
with the SB. SB welcomes the GB's friendly
gestures, however, keeps flirting with women
(Ewww). GB realize that there is no way he is
going to get his hands (or any other limbs)
around SB, but cannot help being too friendly
with SB. Now, GB is in tight spot: he does
not want to scare SB away by being too close,
but at the same time - he cannot hold himself
back, as when he sees SB, he jumps around him
like a dog wanting to play Frisbee. WHAT DO
YOU THINK GB SHOULD DO?
PS : GB IS STILL IN THE CAVE - I MEAN
CLOSET - and single
Hot: Unrequited love, don't they
movies about this stuff?
Heavy: Yea, on Llifetime. Either that
or you just end up on Jenny Jones or
Springer. NEVER PRETTY!
Hot: Reminds me of the Countess - "Oh,
l'amour, l'amour, how it can let you down."
Heavy: GB leave SB alone and go find a
good man, a true man - but most of all a GAY
man. Unless, SB has some inclinations we are
all unaware of - he's not likely to be
changing teams anytime soon. This one has
heartache written all of it - if not a sexual
harassment lawsuit. Oh, honey - not where you
eat!!
Hot: And about the cave thing? - it's
spring, time to come out!!!
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