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Welcome . . .
Chewin' the Fat is a
publication from
The Complete Bear designed for the bear
community. It is published on the 2nd and 4th
Fridays of the month.
Chewin' the Fat will offer up
the best
of the bear lifestyle - casual, cool, or woofy.
Whatever it takes to complete the bear.
For the bear, his cub and
their den . . .
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Another Resolution?
If you're like me, when you decide to do
something, you go all out. When I decide to
diet, I basically stop everything but water
and watercress. When I start back at the gym,
I try to train every part of my dormant body.
The result? Great Abs? No. Lean mean fighting
machine? No. One very tired, sore, cranky me?
Oh, yea that's the one.
I have tried every program under the sun.
Lemonade diets, Hollywood Diets, you name it!
I've zoned my carbs straight to South Beach!
And while I've resisted the temptation of the
Abdomizer or the Thigh Master, I do have a
weight bench (good for storing unfolded
laundry), Chin Up bar (good for the clothes
that make it to a hanger) and an inclined
sit-up bench (OK, this one just takes up
space in the garage).
I am the guy they designed impulse shopping
for. I buy the magazines at the Piggly Wiggly
(yes, I shop at Piggly Wiggly, what's your
point?) while waiting in the checkout line. I
am drawn to the promise of A New Body in 10
days, or The Secrets of Blasting My Biceps (I
honestly don't believe I have ever blasted
any part of my body, and that has probably
kept me out of the ER). I am pretty sure I
have heard the checkout clerk giggle as I
plop down the latest edition of Buff and Ripped.
It's easier to keep doing what we are doing,
than trying to change. That's why we revert
back to our old ways so easily. According to
the American Academy of Family Physicians, it
takes 21 days to change a bad habit into a
good one. That's 21 days without cigarette.
That's 21 days of walking. That's 21 days
without a latte. 21 days is a long time . . .
Here's to a happier, healthier you in 2008 -
but take it slow.
Bear Fitness
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