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Greetings!
Welcome . . .
Chewin' the Fat is a publication from
The Complete Bear designed for the bear
community. It is published on the 2nd and 4th
Tuesdays of the month.
Chewin' the Fat will offer up the best
of the bear lifestyle - casual, cool, or woofy.
Whatever it takes to complete the bear.
For the bear, his cub and their den . . .
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Bitter Ball
or Happy &#$@ Valentine's Day
Ugh, with Valentine's Day looming and all your
coupled friends planning sweet nothings, are you
feeling a little bitter? C'mon - admit it - just a tad?
Good, now relish it. I'm not suggesting wallow in it,
but once a year (how about the Day before V-Day?)
just let it all out. A group of us go to the local
drinking hole and trash men - which is pretty easy.
We compare stories, we trash sexual prowess and we
flirt shamelessly with the hunky bartender. Hey, just
because we're trashing them, doesn't mean we won't
sleep with them.
Sometimes, being single isn't so bad. Think of all the
things you can do that your "coupled" friends can't.
Eat cereal on the couch while watching Golden Girls.
Let a variety of gases escape your body without
apology. Stay up late chatting with TopStud69,
again.
And, let's not forget those potential mates. . . OMG -
remember the trick that wouldn't leave? Doesn't he
know Aramis died in the 80's? Don't forget - 500
feet - it's in the restraining order! Does he really still
live with his mother? And my all time favorite -
Dialing Drunk. You know when your ex gets the urge
to call you after a pitcher of Margarita's to express
his undying love (or at the very least desire for a
booty call).
So gather a few friends tonight, go out have a little
fun, dish the dirt on all your "married" friends and
just cut loose. Now, don't you feel better you got
that out of your system?
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