January 11, 2008 
 Chewin' the Fat
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Bear Resources
The Complete Bear


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Welcome . . .

Chewin' the Fat is a publication from The Complete Bear designed for the bear community. It is published on the 2nd and 4th Fridays of the month.

Chewin' the Fat will offer up the best of the bear lifestyle - casual, cool, or woofy. Whatever it takes to complete the bear.

For the bear, his cub and their den . . .

 2007 Best of the Bears
 

A Duct tape christmas Welcome to 2008. We hope Santa was good to you. Remember his motto - A little duct tape will do ya!

Your votes are in . . .

These are the Best of the Bears for 2007!

  • Best Bear Performer - Kendall
  • Best Bear Blog - Got Fur?
  • Best Bear Nonfiction Book - The Bear Book
  • Best Bear Fiction Book - Bear Like Me
  • Best Bear Podcast - Bearpodcast
  • Best Bear Porn Site - Bear Films
  • Best Bear Video - Bearforce 1
  • Best Bear Porn Star - Jack Radcliffe
  • Best Bear Business - The Complete Bear
  • Best Bear Celebrity - Richard Karn (Al Borland of Home Improvement)


Best Bear Website - www.Bearciti.com

  • Best Bear Club/Organization - BEARS OF SAN FRANCISCO
  • Best Bear Run - International Bear Rendezvous
  • Best Bear Bar - Lone Star Saloon
  • Best Bear Fundraiser - Lazy Bear Weekend
  • Best Bear Campsite - Hillside Campgrounds
  • Best Bear Accommodations - The Desert Bear, Palm Springs
  • Best Bear Publication - TIED - 100% Beef/A Bear's Life
  • Best Bear Play Party - Steamworks' Bears Bath and Beyond
  • Best Bear Resource - www.resourcesforbears.com
  • Best Bear Artist - Bearfighter


 


 Something Twisted
 This way comes. . .

Python Boy SSSSHHH - It's a secret. All I can say is you'll being seeing our darker side in February.

We promise that 2008 will hairier, sweatier, kinkier and just plain TWISTED!

 


 So You Wanna be a Porn Star?
 

Filming Recently, I sat down with the founders of CyberBears - Ken Slater and Mike Zillion. I asked them for their tips for becoming a porn star. (No honey - I'm not considering a career change). Here's what they told me -

If you don't want it out there, don't film it and don't post it on the Net. Think Paris Hilton (Not that her sex tape hurt her career). Make sure you really want to do this - it may have an impact on you future political career - think "wide stance."

Power Bottom? Pig? Daddy? French Maid? Ok, maybe not the French Maid - though I'm sure there is a studio for that kind of thing. Whatever you like and excel at, go for it. This is about you and having fun. Who cares what others think . . .

These helpful tips should launch your way to Cyber Stardom. And we can say we knew you when you were just an unknown little cub!!

Top 10 Tips for Aspiring Porn Stars 


 A little bling
 

bear paw pendant on silver chain OK, we know you just survived holidays, but remember Valentine's day is just around the corner. Doesn't the cub deserve a little bling this year?

The plain paw pendant offers a paw print carved in relief from the solid silver tag, and is offered on a choice of stylish 20 inch silver chain (thin or thick), or on a black adjustable (4mm thick) leather necklace, and is perfect for bears, cubs, admirers and anyone else who is undecided about which category they fit into!

The tag measures 1 inch long by 3/4 inch wide with a 3/8 inch loop on the top.

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 Is this normal?
 Define normal

Hot and Heavy Hot: Well lookie here, we've got a question from one of our reader's. And, go figure he has signed it anonymous. Hmmmm, "Come Out, Come Out - wherever you are."

Heavy: Be nice and read the question already.

Hot: Just like a man in such a hurry, have you ever heard of foreplay?

Heavy: Foreplay? Yea, that's the part where I beg, right?

Hot: Pretty much, well moving on . . . Our secret writer asks, "My husbear likes to suck my toes, is that normal?" Hmmmm, NO! And for the record, he needs to travel a lot further north if he's gonna rev the engines, if you know what I mean.

Heavy: Wow, Dr. Ruth - you are not. Our reader's husbear has a little foot fetish, we like to call "shrimping." Please, no Bubba Gump jokes. Shrimping is when one enjoys sucking the toes of his/her partner. Feet are very sensitive and ticklish. This can be some light hearted fun. Think "this little piggy went to market." May you go wee-wee all the way home.

Hot: Wee-wee?  Oh that's another column to itself.

Hot & Heavy 


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