I have a sweet tooth for bears. Yes, I like my men with meat on their bones, and if they have hair all over… woof, even better (and don’t get me started with a hairy back)!

Usually, when I see bears in bars or hotels, they are always in groups. Most of the times they are laughing and having a very good time. The main reason why I like them? Because they seem to be comfortable in their own skin, and what the heck, because they turn me on!

Any advice on how to break into a group or how to approach a bear?

Thank you for any input!

Alex (hungry and on the prowl in Los Angeles)

Hot: Have you tried dangling meat?

Heavy: Oh be careful, remember that poor little thing that got in the way of the buffet table at our last outing? I don’t think he was ever seen again.

Hot: I thought he was an appetizer. Here are some basic rules about bears:

• Do not approach a bear's food. Or his beer.
• Never try to corner a bear for any reason. You may be blocking their view of a cute cub.
• Don't Feed the Bears - Never attempt to feed a wild bear without their Huzbear's approval.
• Each bear has a different temperament - Some bears will attack, others will not. Some bears are scared of chasers, others have a natural curiosity.
• Respect the Bear Bar - Remember you are in its home. It may look cute and cuddly, but don't try to pet it unless you get permission.

Heavy: But, what if he wants one of his own?

Hot: Well forget it if he’s in a group setting, unless you really like challenges and entertaining people. Your attempts will be fodder for years to come and you never know if Huzbear is among the crowd. If the target of your affections should breakaway from the group - say to go off to dance on his own or does a bar lap – then he is approachable.

Heavy: And once you have Mr. Woofy’s attention, just be you. Be polite and don’t grope uninvited. Often, bears are just as afraid as you are. “Gee, I never thought a cute guy like you would like a big, ole bear like me . . .”

Hot: And if you are not good in public settings, try a personal ad. Many bears love chasers, all you have to do is put it out there.